Little fact: he sings opera too.
Chuck Norris has been avoiding this gentleman all his life.
Also this guy hunted Nazis during WW2.
Legend
Summersisle alone makes him better than Jesus.
…I mean, he SAYS THAT IN THE MOVIE.
He was part of a secret agent unit called The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how a man being stabbed in the back sounds like, he told him he didn’t have to imagine it. He was knighted on October 31, 2009 (that’s right, HALLOWEEN.) and has the same birthday as Vincent Price. He’s fluent in English, Italian, French, German, and Spanish; “moderately proficient” in Swedish, Russian, and Greek, and “conversational” in Madarin Chinese. He’s a direct descendant of Charlemagne.
Ladies and gentlemen, BOW DOWN TO SIR. CHRISTOPHER. LEE.
ALL HAIL THE LEE.
i love him so much
God< Lee
Fuck yeah.
Love this man.
(Source: micromimic)
Replacements for ‘Cool Story Bro;
- Fascinating discourse, chum
- Riveting fable, comrade
- Intriguing anecdote, brethren
- Perpetuating argument, colleague
- Sweet saga, yo
- Waste of time, jerk
- Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
- Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
- Interesting intellect, imbecile
- Trepidating bore, fetus
- Ballin’ gossip, dawg
I’m not sure those words mean what you think they mean…
Looks like something MC would do.



